April fools stuff

Editor's Note: Joey is a stupid retard who doesn't know any better. I had to edit this article to make it more presentable, but it's straight from Joey's heart. He is a prankster and I support him. He does follow all laws as far as I know. Nothing illegal was committed nor is any conspiracy promoted.

Last April Fool's day I clubbed a baby seal to death right in front of its parents. It was so fun to see the looks on their faces! They were crying hysterically. I laughed like a wicked old witchy witch manly man! On that same day, I took a magnifying glass and I burned some baby cockroaches right in front of their parents. Mama and Papa roach must have been horrified! They were hissing like crazy. They couldn't do a thing about it because I was so much bigger than they were! I did feel kind of guilty for murdering a bunch of cockroaches, however. They were born with so much innocence! I only murdered one baby seal so that wasn't a big deal. To cheer myself up, I decided to bite the mailman the next day. I was charged with assault because I actually bit his ear off.

How do you celebrate April Fool's Day? I want to make this upcoming April Fool's even better than my last one. I've got a song to share which might inspire you for celebrating this wonderful holiday. See below for the song / video.