Joey the boxer

You know what's great about being me? I've got an unusually thick skull and at the same time my head is large. This means I couldn't get head injuries easily. Some people have thrown large rocks at my head and I laughed it off. They gasped like I was the Terminator or something! To add that effect I've said things like "I'll be back" and neighborhood bullies were taken by the horns and they ran scared.

One of the sports I practice is boxing. In fact this isn't even a special olympics thing I am a professional boxer. My nickname is Mr. Potatohead because of my large head. I've never been knocked out before. Standing at 5'7" and 190 pounds, I'm a middleweight champion. I could almost be heavyweight but I am 23% bodyfat. Basically my advantage in boxing, the only reason I'm so good at it, is because of my weird head. The naturally thick skull has left me with less brain, but I've got an athletic advantage and I'm safer than most people. For example, I've fallen right on my crown in a bike "accident" when I was young only for me and everyone who knows me to discover what a gift I've got.

I've head butted people in street fights, I've used this head of mine to pound nails, you name it. It truly is a dangerous weapon.

The deep south may have what most people would call defectives but my hometown also has some advantages in their malformed breeds - like me. I grew up in small town Tennessee and I'm proud of my roots. I live in AZ right now and I've got no problem with that. I occasionally go back home to visit family, we sip tea and swing on a rocking chair and tell stories like southeastern people do.

I hope to have more photos of me up and the things I do but for some reason whenever a photo is taken of me the camera breaks. Usually the lens cracks or something like that. This didn't happen back in my hometown where most cameras are old fashioned and produced in factories nearby. Cultural differences in this country can add up to interesting results.

Deep south nigga! hehehehe. Thanks 4 stopping by.