Monday, January 24, 2011

I've got a life sentence coming up - Help me out

Editor's Note: Joey received extra help typing this up. I work at the group home where he lives, and I am very opposed to his life sentence.


If you did not already know I am a 30 year old man who has a parent with down syndrome, and I live in a group home. I regrettably beat up a pregnant lady which resulted in her having a miscarriage. The hearing took place a couple of months ago, and the Judge ordered me to get a lobotomy which is coming up in about 3 weeks.

Lobotomies are generally illegal, but a set of circumstances permitted one to be required for Joey without his consent.

Lobotomies are legal if the patient consents to one. Because I am a ward of the state due to my developmental problems, my parents are legally able to make almost all decisions for me. So unfortunately they were able to approve of me getting a lobotomy. My mother is the one who has down syndrome, I can't believe that someone with an IQ lower than mine was able to do such a thing to me. My guess is that she hates herself and resents having me.

I am currently under house arrest at the group home to help ensure that I won't try running away. I will remain a resident of the group home after the operation takes place. Because I am enemies with some residents here, this makes it harder.

A lobotomy is like dying. I have considered suicide, but the staff at this group home have been watching me more closely than usual.

Although I don't exactly fit the requirements for the Make-A-Wish foundation, I think they should cut me some slack since I won't have a real life once the lobotomy takes place. I won't even be able to much daydream since my thinking will be so impaired.
I want to meet David Duke, Howard Stern, porn star Buck Angel, and possibly Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie. I want us to all be on a nice tropical beach, riding ponies together. I've heard that all of these people are cool and friendly. That is my dream, before my life basically ends.

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